Dear Chipotle, Qdoba and Unnecessary Mid-Day Naps,
Chipotle I’ll start with you first. You and I go way back. Since 2009 or something like that when I had my first fajita burrito. Wow I was so amazed by how delicious you were. Thus began my 8 year infatuation with you.
The funny thing about all infatuations is that they wear off with time.
I believe we’ve reached that point.
Over the past two weeks, I’ve eaten you thrice. Each time, I’ve ordered you with less stuff. No beans. No guacamole.
Qdoba you can jump in now.
So as I saying Chipotle, I’ve ordered your delicious burrito bowl with less toppings and have added Qdoba’s delicious queso diablo since your queso is quite the fail…. and expensive for no reason.
Nom nom nom.
All three times I’ve eaten you both I’ve induced a post-nom nap attack lasting 90 minutes.
That’s enough time to work on my business plan. That’s enough time to make $300 or more.
Don’t take it personally Chipotle, Qdoba and Unnecessary Naps but I am uhhhh…..